You know when you ask someone "Oh HAI, can I sit here?" and they say "No", just to joke around? Have you noticed that there isn't a good comeback for that?
I noticed that the other day and it really bothered me! I was trying to think of things you could say but nothing could make up for the fact that I got rejected from a seat for three seconds. Because right after they see your paused and awkward reaction to their "no", they say "Just kidding, yeah you can". It's so awkward because you're already standing right next to the chair, your hand resting on it with the full intention of sitting down.
Maybe the best comeback would be to not even ask at all! But what if you sit down and they say "WOAH, I did not say you could sit there"? What would be your comeback for that? How about: YOUR MOM!....or: IN THE PANTS.
I'm not sure if those work with the situation.....maybe I'll try it.
Until next time, Cheemo!
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