Have you ever had winter boots on, when you feel an itch...IN YOUR FOOT?
Don't pretend you haven't tried the "rub-your-foot-against-the-inside-of-your-shoe-because-scratching-your-foot-in-public-looks-weird" technique. We've all been there. What's worse is that I'm 100% sure, when I exited the womb, I signed a waiver that said foot-itches would never happen to me.
So why is this happening, huh?
It's like your body was like "see this? It's called the sole of your foot, and it's suuuper ticklish so sometimes when I'm really mad at you OR when I'm just really bored, I'm going to give you an itch there. It's really fun, kinda like getting your finger stuck in something stupid, don't even worry about it".
And so there I am looking really uncomfortable, doing what crying and laughing would look like if it had a baby. It's like self-inflicting torture, because it's satisfying, but you're tickling yourself and it's just the worst. Like yeah sure, everyone's looking at you and yes it's a library, but even Prince William has foot-itches and I don't see anybody staring at him.
SO PUT THOSE EYEBALLS OF JUDGEMENT AWAY.
If you find an affective technique to scratch your foot, let me know
And Until Next Time, Cheemo!
