Have you ever been minding your own business, doing what you do, only to be stopped by your thoughts?
So I was eating my pasta, reading the ingredients & nutritional facts on the parmesan cheese container when my jaw just dropped and I thought "O.M.G.....do people still use shoe-horns?"(Not that pasta and cheese had anything to do with shoe-horns, but the thought just hit me like a frisbee to the face).
Guys, I don't think I've seen an actual-facts, shoe-horn in over 8 years.
BUT SERIOUSLY. I used to use shoe-horns everyday, ERRDAY as a youngin.
When did I stop using them?
It's like one day all the shoe-horns decided they wanted to travel the world so they all joined together and left.
Then I was thinking...."Do 12-year-olds even know what shoe-horns ARE?", and why is it called a shoe-horn?
*If anyone is reading this and you don't know what I'm talking about....a shoe-horn is a wooden or plastic stick you receive after you've completed the journey to Narnia in an attempt to save the world from evil forces. If you haven't gotten yours yet....I guess your time hasn't come*
MY MIND IS BLOWN. I hope everyone's looking for their shoe-horns like I am and Until Next Time, Cheemo!
SIDENOTE: Also, where are those REMAX air balloons I used to see all the time? Did they rebel against society and fly away?
