If you have glasses you know exactly what I'm gonna talk about.
I'm talking about those people (you know who you are) in elementary school/middle school/highschool/college that look at you and go "OMIGASH you have glasses? Can I try them on?"
I always give the same reaction: "guuuurrrrlll do you want to be blind for the rest of your life?...Sure here you go".
I'm pretty sure the only reason the local Lenscrafters is still in business is because I've ruined the eyesight of everyone in my town. Come to think of it, everyone who's tried my glasses in elementary school has glasses of their own.........WHAT it's not my fault. Now they look FAAAABBBBUUULLLOOUUUSSSS in their new line of geek-chic frames.
But let's get real, everyone wanted glasses when they were young (God knows why). And it's exciting for the first 3 months, but then it's like "......now I have to remember to put this on my face or else I have no vision".
Nevermind when you forget them at home and had to call your mom like Napoleon Dynamite. Except this time, if she can't come it's not chapped lips that's the problem. But you know, it's just your sight so whatever (lol jk nope).
*gasp* what if I'm being controlled by optometrists everywhere to jam my glasses onto everyone's face to ruin their eyesight? OH MY LANTA, my body is not ready for this.
Hope you're as blind as me and Until Next time, Cheemo!
