Have you ever worn layers of sweaters to school? Have you ever had somebody ask you "are you cold?". Is that not one of the weirdest things to ask someone? I mean, if you're wearing layers that means that you WERE cold so now you've put sweaters on so that you can be....WARM.
There are three scenarios that can go down in a situation like this:
a) Someone asks you "Woah, are you cold?", and you say "YES, I AM SO COLD" whereupon they look at your 7 layers of sweaters and say "I can tell". Basically, what's the point of saying "are you cold" in the first place if you can already tell they're cold? OR
b) Someone asks you "Woah, are you cold?", and you say "Nope, I'm warm" whereupon they look at your 7 layers of sweaters and say "You are? Well, you looked really cold with all those 7 sweaters so I just figured I'd ask". Basically, what's the point of asking if you're not prepared with a better answer. OR
c) Someone asks you "Woah, are you cold?", and you look behind you, to your right and to your left and you scream "HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL THE LLAMAS ARE COMING FOR THEIR FORTUNE COOKIES" and run off. What? It's as productive as the other two scenarios.
So now that you've read this guide, I hope you use it (especially the third scenario). Happy New Year Everyone! Thanks for reading my blogs for 1 year now. Until Next Time, Cheemo!
