Ever had a Cheez-It? Of course you haven't! You've probably had 60 Cheez-Its within one sitting, or is that just me?
One thing that's super weird to me is when someone brings up the argument that Cheez-Its are better than Goldfish crackers. EXCUSE ME? Does a Cheez-It smile back at you? I don't think so. Why would you choose a cheese-flavoured cracker, that's square, if you could have a cheese-flavoured cracker that's shaped like a goldfish? Yes, yes. You might bring up the argument that Cheez-Its have more flavour and just taste more like cheese but it's not real cheese anyway so shut your mouth. Just kidding, you can like your Cheez-Its......just don't like it around me.
So yeah, contrary to many beliefs I'm actually not trying to advertise Cheez-Its or Goldfish and I totally don't think you should go out and buy some. I just think debates over cheese snacks are great and I hope you do too. Until Next Time, Cheemo!
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